ONION FOR ARCHITECTURE
Jury comments: Mi Arbolito is Spanish for “my little tree.” There is nothing little about this 14 story ivory tower. The jury felt that a more appropriate name would be “Mi Advanced Case of Dutch Elm Disease.” Located what seems like only a few inches away from its mid-rise neighbor, this bully of a building suffocates its prime Balboa Park site. It rises inelegantly out of the ground; a mere extrusion of the luxury floor plan within and each floor is articulated the same as the next – like a stack of pancakes. According to one juror, the building does succeed in making the faceless building next door look like great architecture. The jury’s final wish for Mi Arbolito – Timberrrrr!!!!
This 14-story tower sits on the edge of the manicured grass of Balboa Park, in a very prestigious location. Although not completely finished construction, we already have this one pegged as an Onion.
It's not the fact that it is a tower that's the problem. It's an appropriate place for a tower since it's crammed up against one of the few high-rise condos in Hillcrest, The Del Prado.
For a development which claims to be "the most prestigious and exclusive residential tower in all Southern California” , it is no architectural gem.The tower has one residential unit per floor - alluding to the exclusivity once more. It's profile appears to simply be an extrusion of the floor plan, though thankfully it is very slim.
The age old architectural concept of base, middle and top has been thrown out the window as the tower smacks into the ground with no more grace than a rocket crashing back to earth. Oh well, maybe they'll throw some pretty plants around the base and call it done. And can anyone find the entrance? It certainly doesn't address either Upas or Sixth.
Minimal effort has been paid to the articulation of the south facade. The other facades are so flat and bland that they bear as striking resemblance to the high rise federal prison in Downtown San Diego.
don't jump!
The Pool
I just had to register here so that I could post my thoughts about this monstrosity.
I went to the Open House that they hosted a few months ago and couldn't believe my eyes. You can find a floor plan at http://www.miarbolito.com/imgs/building/floorplan_lg.gif. Here are a few of the things I saw (North is to the left):
In the south-west corner, there are two large windows that meet at the corner. In front of them, INSIDE THE ROOM, there is an 18" support column. In order to wash the windows, you have to reach around behind the column.
If you look out the west window of the living room, you are treated to a view of the back side of the ornamental metal screen. Needless to say, the back side is not finished very nicely. (That's the one that has the fireplace vents poking out of it.)
The Master Bedroom has no windows! There is a door with a glass panel leading out to the main balcony. That's all the natural light in the room. However, there is a door which leads from the Master Bedroom directly into the Dining Room!
If the door from the entry way to the second bedroom is open, you can't go from the bedroom to the bath!
The 'Juliet balconies' are about 4' or 5' square. They have an outwardly opening hinged door. Furniture on the balcony? Lots o' luck!
There is a small, windowless room opposite the kitchen labeled "Office." I have a similar room in my condo. It's a pantry!
The dishwasher is not in the same bank of cabinets as the sink. (It's just to the right of the range.) In fact, when the dishwasher door is open, you can't stand directly in front of the sink.
There is a strange entry room with three doors between the Foyer, the Master Bath, and the Fire Stairway. I have no idea what this is for.
I have added up all the asking prices and it comes to over $25 million. Assuming that the developers were planning on making a 100% return on their investment, that means that they would have invested over $12.5 million in the project. Who in their right mind would invest this kind of money in a project without having somebody point out problems like those above.
Oh yes, the title of this comment, "The pool"- I would like to start a pool based on how long it's going to take this property to go into receivership.
Now complete
Words can not express HOW BAD IT IS!
developer and architect
Give this one the biggest onion you have
hmmm....
Eeewww
this should have won!!!
Martinez & Cutri prove over
Mi Arbolito
Grand Onion
An Architectural Regurgitation
Loved The "Mooning" Comment
Another rushed, cheap "luxury" Hillcrest Onion
It's bad, but...
Punctuation at its worst!
Mama mia
Mi Arbolito
It's all relative
Ugh...really??? You can't be serious!!
Mi Arbolito